Best Crazy WhatsApp Status
Save water - Drink beer!
Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software... it's called Monday, please fix it.
Once a cheater always a repeater...
FACT: Every piece of plastic ever made still exists. Say no to Plastic.
I wanna be nice but some people are so annoying.
I'm soo poor... I can't even pay attention
I hate people who steal my ideas before I think of them.
People are like music some say the truth and rest, just noise.
We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die.
It’s not how tragically we suffer but how miraculously we live.
Dream as if you’ll live forever... Live as if tomorrow is last one.
Always remember you are UNIQUE - Just like everybody else.
You don’t have to like me... I am not a facebook status.
The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.
Don’t be too optimistic. The light at the end of the tunnel may be another train.
At last got to know how to loose weight in 10 days: Just turn your head right then left and repeat whenever offered any food :)
Life is too short smile while you still have teeth...
My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
If College has taught us anything, it's texting without looking :)
I'm Jealous Of My Parents... I'll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!
Here my dad comes on whatsapp... From now on my status would be '***no status***' or just a smiley...
Don't kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
I Like to study.. Arithmetic - NO ... world history - NO .... chemistry - NO .... GIRLS - YES!!!
Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship!! :P
People call me mike .. You can call me tonight.. :p
In Modern Politics, Even The Leader Of The Free World Needs Help From The Sultan Of Facebookistan!!!
C.L.A.S.S- come late and start sleeping :)
Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet lol (o_o) (>_<) (0_0) (^_^)
Everything is 10x funnier when you are not supposed to laugh.
People who exercise live longer, but what's the point when those extra years are spent at gym.
Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.
It may look like I'm deep in thought, but 99% of the time I'm just thinking about what food to eat later.
Checking your symptoms on Google and accepting that fact that you're going to die.
When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants?
Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.
We are WTF generation .... WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook :D
Having a best friend with the same mental disorder is a blessing. LOL
It's been 70+ years, Tom. You're never going to eat Jerry :)
I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone. :)
There's like 7 billion people in this world and no one wants to date me. I hate this world ... huh
Dear Lord, all I ask for a chance to prove that winning the lottery won't make a bad person.
I don't usually sleep enough, but when I do, it's still not enough ;)
My family says I talk in my sleep but nobody at work has ever mentioned it. lolz
The only thing I gained so far in THIS YEAR is weight :)
I am not addicted to WHATS APP. I only use it when I have time ....... lunch time, break time, bed time, this time, that time, any time, all the time. :)
Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who can not be handled by his parents anymore.
The most powerful words other than I LOVE YOU is "Salary is Credited" :)
Is there anything more awkward than when you are singing along to a song on youtube and the music stops loading.
Years of education, solving tough problems, handling complex issues, yet we take a while standing before glass doors thinking whether to Push or Pull.
Flirtationship: More than a friendship and less than a relationship.
Running away does not help you with your problems, unless you are fat.
In bed, it's 6AM you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 7:45. At school it's 1:30, close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 1:31
Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.
You can never buy Love... But still you have to pay for it...
Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?
I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!
My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death...
Who needs television when there is so much drama on Facebook.