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My study schedule : Study-10 min Rest- 1 Hr
Reason why i
change my status every day is my GF wants me to do that.
To save
water , I drink Vodka
Marriage is
subject to market risk.
If Sunny
Leone marries Sunny Deol, she will also become
Drink till
you become the greatest philosopher of your own world!
Its always
fun to look back 5 years old photo of ourselves
I didn’t
fall,It was just that the floor needed some cleaning.
Which
exercise machine do i need to impress girl? Trainer said ATM.
My humor is
beyond your understanding. Isn’t that funny
If brain is
powerful why don’t everyone use it.
Most of the
fruits I know now are just because of the shampoo i use.
I shampoo
can be rich looking why can’t we.
Do not worry
about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
Thinking is
one thing no one has ever been able to tax.
Man cannot
live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter.
Two wrongs
don’t make a right, but they make a good excuse.
I never said
most of the things I said.
If two
wrongs don’t make a right, try three.
Reality
continues to ruin my life.
If at first
you don’t succeed… so much for skydiving.
I’m writing
a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.
All men are
equal before fish.
80% of boys
have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.
Never laugh
at your wife’s choices… you’re one of them …
Am gonna
Make my Status………….better you too Focus on your Status only.
I always
give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday and 4%
Friday.
Monday is
like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the
problems, divide the happiness.
Monday is an
awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
That awkward
moment when you spell a word so wrong that spellcheck has no suggestions.
They
thought I wanted a Job, but I just wanted a pay checks..
Women can
debate on any topic,EXCEPT GK
Can I click
your photo, I love capturing natural disasters.
Many times a
man makes mistake of marrying whole girl when he loves her dimples.
You can
never convince a women who gives you s3-x
I asked God
for a money, he didn’t give. So I stole money and asked for forgiveness.
Dear
auto-correct, Please stop changing my harsh words into nice 1’s.
You marry so
that you can know each other and the process lasts for infinity.
Staying in
contact with your Ex is just like making an regular phone call to your teacher.
Its always that
the junior and senior batches have nice girls. ( Latest Whatsapp Status Funny )
I can
explain it to you but I’m afraid your skull might blast.
I’m the boss
and so is my wife.LOL
I have
enough money to survive whole life, unless the keys of locker are with my wife.
If people
are talking behind your back, just FART
I am
experiencing life @ of 30 WTF’s every day
The swimming
pool is a best and safe place to fart.
Good girls
are actually bad girls who never get caught.
Sarcasm is
one of the service offer.
Psychiatrist
told me that I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion, you’re ugly too he
said.
If you’re
talking behind my back, just kiss my a$$!
Whenever I
think of quitting smoking, I need a cigar to think.
The only
time success comes before work is in dictionary.
I have
enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
I always
dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!… He’s dreaming too.
At least
mosquito’s are attracted to me.
Don’t kiss
behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbours are not.