Unique Whatsapp Status
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“Zindagi
namak ki tarah ho gayi hai, Sab swaadanusaar istmaal kar rahe”.
“People are missing survival instinct in their
lives. Wait, common sense too”.
“If you’re texting two people at the same time, you are biTextual”.
“Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems,I'm tired of solving them for you”.
“Insult and wife are somewhat similar….They always look good…If it is not yours”.
“When a girl says she’ll be ready in 5 more minutes, it’s the same as when a guy says the game has 5 minutes left. (Hell yeah)”.
“Local minded people will never understand global minded goals,i mean just see yourself in the mirror”.
“Intelligence is like underwear. It’s important that you have it but there’s no need to show it off”.
“80% of boys have girlfriends.Rest 20% are having brain”.
“Dear Google, Please stop behaving like a girl.Will you please allow me to complete the whole sentence before you start guessing and suggesting”.
“Dry fruits are just fruits that have become senior citizens”.
“Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off”.
“The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits”.
“God made everything that has life, rest everything is made in China”.
“Do it today, It might be illegal tomorrow”.
“A Boss is like a diaper… Always on your ass, and usually full of Shit”
“Trust No-one as Trust also contains "RUST" in it”.
“Marry the girl, who looks pretty in her Adhaar card”.
“Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!”.