Best WhatsApp Statuses, Quotes
"Study economics-when you're unemployed, at least you'll know why."
I taught her that the 'p' in pneumonia is silent,she applied it on pyaar!
When life gives you lemons,you become an Indian and ask life 'Thoda dhaniya bhi dedo na'
Don't Blindly follow the masses. Sometimes the m is Silent.
My father once told me that people listen to you if you tell them that your father told you that.
Success is a measure as decided by others. Satisfaction is a measure as decided by you!
If “Plan A” didn't work. Don’t worry; the English alphabet has 25 more letters.
I had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide
When nothing seems right, go left
Do you know the major cause for divorce? Marriage.
Do you know the major cause for divorce? Marriage
Awesome ends with "me" and ugly starts with "u"
Every problem comes with a solution, if it isn't then its a ....... girl.
I'm Jealous of My Parents... I'll Never Have a Kid as Cool as Theirs!
I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
Graduation - The process changing one’s status from "Student" to "Unemployed".
Zombies are looking for brain, don’t worry.. you’re safe.
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 30 dog, seconds dog!OK now read without the word dog.
A Good Date ends with Dinner. An Awesome Date ends with Breakfast
The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra.
The ones who say “you can’t” and “you won’t” are probably the ones scared that “you will”.
The ones who say “you can’t” and “you won’t” are probably the ones scared that “you will”.