Best Programmer WhatsApp Status
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- A good girlfriend saves at least 20 GB of space on your computers.
- No matter what you do on the computer you always end up on Twitter, Youtube or Facebook.
- I dropped my laptop off the boat. It’s a Dell, rolling in the deep.
- 11:10…”One More Minute!!!” *Gets Distracted* 11:12… “SERIOUSLY!?!”
- If I went binary, you would be the ‘1’ for me.
- Is anyone going to put anything funny on here?????
- If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.
- I’m not anti-social, I’m just not user friendly
- A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
- I’m thankful my childhood was filled with imagination & bruises from playing outside, instead of apps and how many damn likes u get on a pic
- You still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow.
- Admit it. None of us know how to play Minesweeper. We just click randoms boxes
- Life is a programme in that we most know what we have to achieve, and we most take proper decision on particular step to achieve a correct output of life
- Wrong decisions in life are like exception/error in programme, we most review the sample code to overcome with that error in next iteration of execution
- select * from life;
- Programs are like women. No matter how much you get mad because of errors . You are always the one who is wrong!!